March 2, 2001
We sent our Peoplewhomatter Investigative Unit to Montreal, Canada to dig up some dirt. We sent them with bountiful volumes of paper, writing instruments, and a digital camera. They went to get news. But this is what they brought back.
Caution: Drinking shots of Pine Sol may induce non-intercourse pregnancy.
Drug deals at restaraunt tables are common in Canada.
Wow! Just look at these exchange rates!
Canadian butt dancing is in this season.
Televised curling is taking the country by storm, and is clearly hypnotizing yet entertaining.
Drunken underwear gymanstics are performed as a nightly ritual in hotel rooms.
The embarassment is overwhelming for onlookers of broken hotel furniture.
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