A high of 29 and tornado-like winds in mid-afternoon will progress to 18 to 24 inches of the thickest fucking snow you'll every experience by late evening. Locations to the north, south, east, and west will experience much less snowfall, if any.

Your weather here.
Weather everywhere else.

Once you're asleep, temperatures will rise above freezing, probably enough to cause massive flooding and mudslides. Your car will not be where you left it last night, and your basement will be flooded with three feet of raw sewerage.

Temperatures tomorrow will drop by late morning, freezing everything and causing grave danger to anyone who attempts to drive. Everywhere else will experience beautiful weather conditions with mildly tropical temperatures, low humidity, and a low UV index despite the goddamned sun being out all day without a fucking cloud in the sky.

But here will be a different story, as Hurricane Fucked-Your-Mother moves in with high winds, projected power outages, and severe property damage imminent. I would sell your property immediately.

If for some reason you and your family survive that, tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis will hit tomorrow, all simultaneously. Pray that you are not swallowed into the fiery pits of hell upon being crushed beneath the ruble that is your home.

Surrounding counties may receive a sprinkle late tomorrow night, which should keep those zinneas on the front porch nice and green. Back to the world news...