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Left Kidney - Used but in like new condition!

Item # 7542189711

Collectibles: Celebrities: Imposters: Little Richard: Mullets

Current price   $3,071.23 Quantity   1 Time remaining     2 hours, 47 minutes   Seller   SpareParts4U (16)   High bidder   lopsided_liver (4)   Payment   Money Order, Personal Check, Paypall, Blue Cross Blue Shield

First bid $0.01 Number of bids 24 Location Van in an abandoned alley Country/Region   New York City, NY

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Description

Freshly picked left kidney. We paid top dollar for this one! And now the quality is available to our bidders. Packed in ice and WalMart bags. Came from a latino male, age 27, blood type B negative. Healthy, active man who liked dancing and long walks on the beach. Vegetarian. Shipping/handling is $8.00 and includes ice, styrofoam tub, wrapping, and shipping costs.

Payment Information		Shipping Information
Shipping & Handling     $8.00 Insurance     $5.00		packed in ice, dropped off personally, thrown from van window

Top Questions		Bid on this item
Why the hell am I buying this piece of crap? How could I have possibly bid that much on something so stupid? How can I retract a bid I placed while intoxicated? So I ship everything late. Why is all my feedback negative? Where can I buy and sell used illegal merchandise? What is Half.com, pBay's fixed-price marketplace, where buyers purchase instantly and no bidding is required? Why couldn't I have just visited the site myself and found out that way?		Sure! I'm a mental retard and wish to bid on this item! Current bid:   $3,071.23 My bid: