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Peoplewhomatter:
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My name is Kenneth Roberts. I work for an online news
publication called People Who Matter. Thank you for taking the time for this
interview.
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DanyR83:
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yeah
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Peoplewhomatter:
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First I just need to ask how old you are, for legal
reasons?
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DanyR83:
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17
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Peoplewhomatter:
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OK as long as you are 4 you can participate.
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever heard of People Who Matter before?
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DanyR83:
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nope
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever visited our website?
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DanyR83:
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Nope
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever visited www.gay.com, www.hustler.com, or www.suckmybeave.org?
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Peoplewhomatter:
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These are just general questions, you understand.
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DanyR83:
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nope
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Peoplewhomatter:
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How often do you look at porn or download smut?
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Please answer the question - this is, after all, a
college site.
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DanyR83:
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i saw as much porn shit as any other teenager
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Peoplewhomatter:
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So you're not really an expert then?
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DanyR83:
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well, kind of. actually
i'm the master himself
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Peoplewhomatter:
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How many pictures would you say you've downloaded?
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DanyR83:
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none
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DanyR83:
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I don't download them
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Peoplewhomatter:
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And of those, how many pictures (in 100's) portray
homosexual acts?
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DanyR83:
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am not gay man
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DanyR83:
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I don't wanna see shit like that
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Peoplewhomatter:
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So how many pictures (in 100's) portray acts of
beastiality?
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DanyR83:
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I'm not pervert - none
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Are you in college yet or still in high school?
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DanyR83:
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I'm not a fucking genious, I'm in High school
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Peoplewhomatter:
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whats your grade point average?
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DanyR83:
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my grades? in
germay it's about 4.0
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Peoplewhomatter:
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So you are in Germany? Do you wear Dirndlhosen and drink
beer all day long?
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DanyR83:
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here 3.57 because my grades won't count back in germany
so I didn't make any effort … I'm an exchange student
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Peoplewhomatter:
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So what you're doing, then, is intentionally lowering
the standards we here in the United States try so hard to improve. Are you a
communist?
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DanyR83:
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yeah, and a nazi, and a black jew
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Peoplewhomatter:
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So you like the taste of human flesh?
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DanyR83:
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Nope, I prefer dogs and cats
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Peoplewhomatter:
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But you said earlier you weren't into that. This is a serious interview, ma'am.
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DanyR83:
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I am a guy and said eating dogs and cats, nasty ...
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Peoplewhomatter:
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But I thought you said you were a Black Jewish Nazi from
Germany who wears Dirndlhosen and drinks beer all day long. You can't be a
guy! This is getting confusing...
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DanyR83:
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i'm not wearing dirndlhosen
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Peoplewhomatter:
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You should - people with testicular elephantitis need
all the support they can get.
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Well thank you for your input. Please look for your
interview on the next update of PeopleWhoMatter.org - America's Collegiate
News Source.
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