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February 6, 2001

Peoplewhomatter:

My name is Kenneth Roberts. I work for an online news publication called People Who Matter. Thank you for taking the time for this interview.

CTWRENCH:

k

Peoplewhomatter:

I see you are in the Special Interests - Harley Riders chat.  Do you actually own a Harley?

CTWRENCH:

got 2, building a 3rd

Peoplewhomatter:

So you aren't just faking the funk, chatting in a room you don't belong in?

Peoplewhomatter:

That's good.  How do you feel about the recent actions taken by President Bush?

CTWRENCH:

He should FRY clinton for his bullshit & veto his pardons if he could

Peoplewhomatter:

So you agree with Bush's actions to pull funding for international abortion campaigns?

CTWRENCH:

cant say ...didnt follow that story

Peoplewhomatter:

What stories did you follow?

Peoplewhomatter:

Did you follow the story on Bush's order to bind the feet of peasant Indonesians who refused to learn English or eat their vegetables at the school cafeteria?

CTWRENCH:

see I love america ..but the fuckin politicians can kiss my ass this govt is crookeder than the mafia...in fact .i think its all the same pretty much

Peoplewhomatter:

Tell it, sister.

CTWRENCH:

sister?

Peoplewhomatter:

It's a college thing.

CTWRENCH:

oh

Peoplewhomatter:

So what do you call your hog?

Peoplewhomatter:

“Hog” is the politically correct term these days, right?

CTWRENCH:

i got a 81 wide glide........a 99 ultra ..... & im builin a 78 flh

Peoplewhomatter:

Wide Glide?  You must mean Astro Glide.  Did you file your income tax return on time?

CTWRENCH:

nope ...wide glide

Peoplewhomatter:

So you are Republican.

CTWRENCH:

i aint on either side, fuck em all

Peoplewhomatter:

So, you straddle the fence?

CTWRENCH:

all them fucks want is thier hand in my pocket ...from the feds to the locals

Peoplewhomatter:

I hate it when strangers put their hands in my pockets.

Peoplewhomatter:

How do you feel about WalMart's growth over the last decade as a supreme retail superpower, economically overpowering the retail power market, and empowering powerless people to work for them?

CTWRENCH:

people aint power less unless they choose to be, nobody HAS ta work for them

Peoplewhomatter:

So your answer is "3."  Is your annual household income greater than $35,000 a year?

CTWRENCH:

yup

Peoplewhomatter:

Is your annual household income greater than $25,000 a year?

Peoplewhomatter:

Is your annual household income greater than $250,000,000 a year?

CTWRENCH:

wayyyyyy more....ill say over $80.000 combined

Peoplewhomatter:

Yes, four-person marriages these days have to bring home the bacon.

CTWRENCH:

ol lady does that

Peoplewhomatter:

Have you ever been involved in a lesbian relationship?

Peoplewhomatter:

Oops sorry wrong IM window.

Peoplewhomatter:

Well thank you for your input. Please look for your interview on the next update of PeopleWhoMatter.org - America's Collegiate News Source.