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Peoplewhomatter:
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My name
is Kenneth Roberts. I work for an online news publication called People Who
Matter. Thank you for taking the time for this interview.
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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SURE GO AHEAD
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Are you
between the ages of 18-24?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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YEAH
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Are you
currently enrolled in a college, university, or camp?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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YES
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Which
camp are you enrolled in?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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ACTUALLY COLLEGE
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever heard of People Who Matter?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NO
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Peoplewhomatter:
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How often do you visit the website?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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WHICH WEBSITE?
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Please just answer the question.
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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ABOUT TWICE A DAY
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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IF YOU MEAN AOL
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Peoplewhomatter:
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What is the most popular music on your campus?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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UM R&B
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Peoplewhomatter:
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How
often do you purchase CDs online?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NEVER
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Of those, how many are polka compilations?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NONE
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever bought clothing at a store, worn it, and
returned it?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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YES
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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JUST
ONCE AND IT DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT
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Peoplewhomatter:
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I didn't realize Victoria's Secret accepted returns on
worn merchandise, especially thongs. I see you are interested in theater. How
many shows have you performed in?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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UM
ABOUT 20 TOTAL
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Peoplewhomatter:
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And
"Cats" was your favorite. Are you a tenor, base, or baritone?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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I AM A FEMALE
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Do you like to listen to loud music when you drive?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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YES
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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I AM AN
ALTO
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Has it
ever caused you to drive off the road and hit cattle or livestock?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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GREASE WAS MY FAVORITE
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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OF COURSE NOT
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Did you know that 'alto' in Ruskovish means 'lesbian?'
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NO
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Now that we are talking about grease, how often do you
use it or other lubricants on a weekly basis?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NEVER
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Of that number, how many times did you use Wesson brand
cooking oil?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NEVER
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever posed nude?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NO
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Peoplewhomatter
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Have you ever posed nude for a Wesson brand cooking oil
advertisement?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NOPE
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Have you ever been nude, ever?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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YEAH
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Just never with Florence Henderson during a Wesson brand
cooking oil advertisement, commercial, or cooking show featuring Wesson brand
cooking oil?
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MANDOCALRICIAN:
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NO DUDE
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Peoplewhomatter:
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Well
thank you for your input. Please look for your interview on the next update
of PeopleWhoMatter.org - America's Collegiate News Source. And please, next
time cook with Wesson brand cooking oil.
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