Sure, Cleo gets all de prime infomercial spots. Cleo talks for hours and hours about yer love life, yer personal life, yer professional life. But she ain't tellin' you about everything. She forgot about you stepdaughter. She never mentioned your dog wit de diabetes. Cleo be lyin'. Call me now for yer free readin'.

The Seven of Cups is on your side today. And with the Four of Tentacles right next to it, you be knowin' about yer pregnancy. Unless ye ask Cleo. She don't be tellin' you about dat. Call me now for yer free readin'.

I wish I was like Miss Cleo. Wit de fancy commercials, the well scripted calls she uses on her infomercials. She don't even be answering the psychic line after 10. I wish I could be Miss Cleo, excep fer de lyin' part. Please, I beg of you, call me now for yer free readin'.